mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more)

lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

prettiestpotato:

coming out to your parents

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volanus:

primeribofamerica:

ITS TOO EARLY

Its never too early to jingle your bells

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: stokesandoates)

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

impossiblesoulbysufjanstevens:

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

im the cutest person in my house rn

jokes on u NOBODY is in my house rn and i am chillin at the pool 

unimpressed2chainz:

people who say blacks instead of black people are just in a hurry cause they have a white nationalist meeting to go to 

kingslionheartt:

For nooowestayandgetcaught - winner in my Tumblr Awards!